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AUTOMOTIVE

MOTOR VEHICLE dealers in Ontario MUST be registered with OMVIC. To verify dealer registration or seek help with a complaint, visit www.omvic.on.ca or 1-800-943-6002. If you're buying a vehicle privately, don't become a curbsider's victim. Curbsiders are impostors who pose as private individuals, but are actually in the business of selling stolen or damaged vehicles.

BUSINESS OPPS.

DISTRIBUTORS WANTED for U.S. product now available in Canada. Fuel Re-formulator proven to save 7%-19% on gas or diesel costs! No inventory required. 1-800-851-7017, www.canadasavesongas.com.

MAKE FAST CASH. Driveway Sealing Systems, Line Painters, Hot Pour Crack Machines, Blowers, Edgers, Asphalt Preservative Products. Call Toll-free 1-800-465- 0024 Pro-Tect Asphalt Ltd. Visit: www.protectasphalt.com.

MOM'S! WORK AT HOME ONLINE! Earn as you learn with this proven system. Complete training provided. Visit www.careerbreakaway.com to get started.

NO JOB SECURITY? Bad boss, crappy hours, lousy pay? CHANGE IT!!! Teach children, adults to ballroom dance in your own business! Training provided. www.ddddance.com, 1-519- 846-8806.

SELLING OR BUYING A SMALL BUSINESS. Post your business for sale, or buy a small business online at www.business2sell.ca. For the month of March you can post your small business for free.

YOUR OWN PET FOOD BUSINESS, turnkey for under $10K. For more information Call Toll-Free 1-877-738- 3287 Ext. 217 or (604) 518-7706 or visit www.ripleesranch.com

CAREER OPPS.

MOVIE EXTRAS, ACTORS, MODELS! Make Great income!. NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED. FT/PT. All looks and types needed! For Casting Calls! Call Now! 1-800-556-6103 extension 701.

CAREER TRAINING

EARN YOUR CAREER DIPLOMA with affordable at home training programs with STRATFORD CAREER INSTITUTE. Over 50 programs are available. Call Toll-Free 1- 800-363-0058 ext.7843 or visit www.sci-online.com/OCNA08.

TWO FREE, ONLINE COURSES for Canadians with disabilities in business planning and web design. Federally funded for those who qualify. For more info visit: www.cssd-web.org.

EDUCATIONAL OPPS.

MARITIME DRILLING SCHOOLS entry-level training for land and offshore oilrigs. Excellent wages, benefits and opportunities to travel the world. April 30-May 19, 2007 / May 28- June 16, 2007. Information contact: 1- 866-807-3960, www.mdslimited.ca.

PAY TELEPHONE SERVICES

Love* Money* Career* Live reading. Caring Psychics. 1-900- 451-5756, $2.85/minute. Bell Mobility dial # tarot (82768) $2.79/min. 18+ Free Horoscope, www. mediumcanada.com.

EMPLOYMENT OPPS.

A MISSION, A CAREER. Canada's tax watchdog group has openings in our fundraising program. Commission paid weekly. Passion to excel? Info line 1-866-443-6020. Interviews CALL 1-800-667-7933.

$$$ ATTENTION CHOCOLATE $$$. Here's a great opportunity to make extra income by selling chocolate bars and new products. Managers Wanted. Fundraising services available. Call now: 1-800-383-3589

CHEAP TELEPHONE RECONNECT! Switch for Free - limited time offer, call for details! Disconnected? Monthly service only $39.95 and low connection fee! Phone Factory Reconnect 1- 877-336-2274; www.phonefactory.ca.

KNELSEN ROCK Products G.P. Ltd., supplies gravel, asphalt paving and ready mix concrete to Northern Alberta. We offer competitive wages, training, new equipment and a working environment of six days a week. We are currently seeking base and asphalt personnel for an upcoming busy season. Please send/fax resume in confidence to: Mail: P.O. Box 21119, Grande Prairie, AB, T8V 6W7. Fax 780-539-4474. Email: hrgp@knelsen.com.

MARINE Inboard/Outboard mechanic needed for a busy recreation dealer in Slave Lake, Alberta. Whitecap Recreation is located on the shores of Lesser Slave Lake, 2.5 hours north of Edmonton. Very competitive wages and benefit package. Fax resume to Larry at 780-849-9792 or via email: whitecaprec@hotmail.com.

OILRIG EMPLOYMENT / WESTERN CANADA. Atlantic Petroleum Training College. Nova Scotia Dept. Education registered. Entry-level floorhand (roughneck) and Swamper (assistant truck driver/rigger) certification programs. Quality hands-on training on a fully operational oilrig, oilfield trucks and trailers relocated from Alberta. Graduates wanted by Western contractors. All necessary certifications issued. Guaranteed oilfield job placement service on location for graduates. HRDC funding may be available. Phone: 1-888-442-0116; www.aptcollege.com.

ROCKY MOUNTAIN OF JASPER NATIONAL PARK, ALBERTA. Mountain Park Lodges has front desk, line cook, guest services, server and housekeeper positions available immediately. We offer accommodation, benefits, bonus & more. E-mail hire@mpljasper.com, Fax 780-852- 5813, www.mpljasper.com.

FINANCIAL SERVICES

BELOW BANK RATES! $$$ 1st & 2nd & Construction Mortgages, Lines of Credit... 95-100% Financing. Poor credit & bankruptcies OK. No income verification plans. Call Jim Potter, Homeguard Funding Ltd. Toll-Free 1- 866-403-6639, email: jim.potter@hughes.net.

SERVICES

CLEAR criminal records with the National Pardon Centre. Your peace of mind guaranteed. Remove barriers to employment, travel, more. Free consultations. 1-866-242-2411. Apply online: www.nationalpardon.org. Member: Better Business Bureau.

SERVICES

CLEAR YOUR CRIMINAL RECORD. Free Pardon & U.S. Entry Waiver Assessment. A record affects employment, travelling and other necessities. Apply online www.canadianpardons.ca or Call 1- 800-298-5520.

FOR SALE

A FREE TELEPHONE SERVICE - Get Your First Month Free. Bad Credit, Don't Sweat It. No Deposits. No Credit Checks. Call Freedom Phone Lines Today Toll-Free 1-866-884-7464.

AFFORDABLE PHONE RECONNECTION. Bad credit - no problem! Call Tembo Telecom and ask about our new customer special. Sign up online and save $20. 1-877-266-6398; www.tembo.ca.

ALERT! Do not rip out and replace your sunken concrete. We raise concrete at a fraction the cost of replacement! Visit www.liftec.ca or 1-866-280- 7770.

NEW LOADED COMPUTER ONLY 99 cents/day! EVERYONE'S APPROVED*. Get a loaded MDG Computer right to your doorstep from only 99 cents/day. Includes everything you need: 1 GB RAM, 250GB HD, 19" LCD Flat Panel, Windows Vista & more; plus get a FREE* Printer/Scanner/Copier (*Call for conditions) 1-800-236-2504.

PAYING TOO MUCH for long distance? For rates as low as 1.8 cents/minute Visit www.vox.ca/en/global. VOX is Canada's best quality, honest, hassle free prepaid long distance.

SAWMILLS from only $3,495.00 - Convert your LOGS TO VALUABLE LUMBER with your own Norwood portable band sawmill. Log skidders also available. www. norwoodindustries.com - FREE Information: 1-800-566-6899 Ext:400OT

HELP WANTED

A CAREER TEACHING ENGLISH INTERNATIONALLY begins with professional training. A 5-day certificate course will be offered by the College of Applied Linguistics in Barrie at the Travelodge May 9- 13. To register for the Open House April 10, CALL 1-888-246-6512. www.INTLcollegeoflinguistics.com

FULL/PART-TIME RESP SALES AGENTS URGENTLY NEEDED! Due to Free Grants from the Federal Government, one of Canada's Leading Registered Education Savings Plan (RESP) providers is experiencing EXPLOSIVE GROWTH. Excellent marketing support. FREE TRAINING. Car a must. Call Toll-Free 1-866-323-RESP (7377), Fax: 1-866- 355-RESP, Email: Heritage_Plan@ON.AIBN.COM

MYSTERY SHOPPERS REQUIRED FOR TORONTO AIRPORT. Travelling between now and the end of April? For more information contact dbairstow@serviceintelligence.com. Come shop with us. Our website is www.experienceexchange.com.

NIAGARA FALLS GENTLEMEN'S CLUB searching for Exotic Dancers. Transportation, Training, safe and clean accommodations available. Excellent pay. Agents welcome. Please call Domenic 905-321-6168.

SUMMER JOBS - Get away for a fun summer... 150 cooking and kitchen positions available at summer camps across Ontario. Free room and board. June to Labour Day. www.gb.on.ca.

LEGAL SERVICES

Wrongfully dismissed! Are you entitled to a severance package? Know your rights! Experienced, knowledgeable lawyers-Free consultation-Marvin A. Gorodensky P.C.-lawyers-call Toll Free: 1-866-258-4821.

LEGAL NOTICE

This announcement is directed to the children of FRANCIS KERIM, formerly known as FRANCIS SMILE born in Pawtucket, Rhode Island in the United States of America. FRANCIS KERIM last known address was 2397 Finch Avenue, W, Apt.# 404, Weston Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The known children of FRANCIS KERIM who died in approximately in 1994 are Barbara, Shirley, and Rosemary. The children of FRANCIS KERIM are directed to contact Attorney Pamela R. St. John at 50 Power Rd., Pawtucket, RI 02860 in the United States of America or call her at (401) 728-3220 in regards to funds that they are entitled to under the Estate of THOMAS SMILE. The children of FRANCIS KERIM are ordered to contact Attorney R. St. John immediately ragarding assets that they may be entitled to under the Estate of THOMAS SMILE.

MORTGAGES

A BELOW BANK RATE, 1st & 2nd Mortgages, 95% to 100% Financing, Debt Consolidation, Self-employed Specialists, All Credit Types considered, X-Bankrupts. CALL TODAY 1-800-225-1777, www. homeguardfunding.com, EST. 1983.

LARGE FUND---Borrowers Wanted. Start saving hundreds of dollars today! We can easily approve you by phone. 1st, 2nd or 3rd mortgage money is available right now. Rates start at Prime. Equity counts. We don't rely on credit, age or income. CALLANYTIME 1-800-814-2578 or 905-361-1153. Apply online at www.capitaldirect.ca

MORTGAGES - FREE INFORMATION - INSTANT PRE-APPROVALS BY PHONE FOR ALL PROPERTY TYPES. Bank turndowns OK, Bankruptcies OK, No/Low Income OK. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Mortgages, Construction/Renovations, Debt Consolidations, Purchases, Refinancing. Easy Low Monthly Payments. Good/Bad Credit. If you have sufficient "Equity" ... YOU'RE APPROVED!! Servicing Ontario for over 20 years. CALL Toll-Free: 1-866- 996-8226 - Seven Days a Week "Anytime." New Haven Mortgage Corporation.

SINKING IN DEBT? 1st, 2nd & 3rd Mortgages. If you have Bruised Credit - Bank Turndowns - Debt Consolidation - Refinancing - Self Employed - Power of Sale - Past Bankrupt. We can lend a Hand. www.canadalend.com Toll-free 1 (866) i CAN LEND (1-866-422-6536) CALL NOW!

PERSONALS

4 REASONS TO JOIN MISTY RIVER INTRODUCTIONS: You're single and you'd rather be in love - Thousands of people matched successfully in the last 12 years - See current photos and profiles - Meet local people in your own area. Call us today! (416) 777- 6302, (705) 734-1292, www.mistyriverintros.com.

PERSONALS

CRIMINAL RECORD? Seal it with a PARDON! Need to enter the U.S.? Get a 5 year WAIVER! Call for a free brochure. Toll-free 1-888-9-PARDON or 905-459-9669.

DIVORCE...SAVE ON LEGAL COSTS. Uncontested Divorce from $398 (Ontario only). Can't afford a lawyer? Represent yourself? The Family Law Centre. We can help...CALL TOLL-FREE 1-866-459- 4529. www.flcdivorce.com.

RECREATION/SPORTS

SUPERIOR AMUSEMENTS LIQUIDATION SALE. Hardwood 4x8 or 4 1/2x9 upscale pool tables. All Accessories included. Regular $6,999.00. NOW ON SALE! Price $2,499.00, limited availability. Contact Henri at 705-427-2812.

STEEL BUILDINGS

ALLIED STEEL BUILDINGS FOR SALE - Heavy industrial I-BEAM BUILDINGS with Canada stamped drawings. Delivery in as little as 6 weeks. Call 1-877-99-STEEL (7- 8335). Ask for Jerry.

BUILDING SALE...ONLY 4 LEFT. April/May delivery or deposit holds till JUNE 30. 25'x40'x14' $7,700. 32'x50'x18' $13,700. Both ends included. SOME OTHERS! Pioneer 1- 800-668-5422 or www.pioneersteel.com.

FUTURE STEEL BUILDINGS Durable, Dependable, Pre-engineered, All-Steel Structures. Custommade to suit your needs and requirements. Factory-Direct affordable prices. Call 1-800-668-8653 ext. 170 for free brochure.

VACATION/TRAVEL

ONTARIO'S PREMIER COTTAGE RENTAL AGENCY offering privately owned waterfront cottages from basic to luxury, providing you with a true "cottage experience". All cottages fully equipped, www. cottagevacations.com, 1-877-218- 5370.

RIVERBOAT CRUISING - St. Lawrence & Ottawa River. The hassle free way to travel. Unpack once, relax & enjoy. Included: Shore excursions, great meals & nightly entertainment. 3,5 & 6 nights. Private Staterooms. From $995. DIAL-ABROCHURE 1 (800) 267-7868. www.StLawrenceCruiseLines.com.

TIMESHARE RESALES -- 60-80% off Retail! Best Resorts & Seasons! Call for FREE Timeshare Magazine! 1- 800-496-5964. Browse online for over 400 worldwide properties -- www. holidaygroup.com/ocn

TIMESHARE RESALES - Sell-Buy- Rent. World's largest timeshare resale broker. Stroman Realty - since 1979. Worldwide selection of resort properties. Call today toll-free 1-800-201- 0864.

WANTED

WANTED: OLD TUBE AUDIO EQUIPMENT. 40 years or older. Amplifiers, Stereo, Recording and Theatre Sound Equipment. Hammond organs. Any condition, no floor model consoles. Call Toll-Free 1-800-947-0393 / 519- 853-2157.